21 of the Best Photoshops of Animals Without Necks.

1

Stumpy the Cat

Confirmed: The only reason why cats walk on four legs instead of two is because of their necks. Don't ask us how or why, though. It's just science

2

I Muskox You a Question...

Finally, the muskox has been modified to look just as silly as its name sounds.

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3

Wow. Much Sunset.

Even an animal as proud as the German Shepherd is reduced to ridiculousness when you remove its neck from the photo. He looks like a frightened Turtle (...you know, Jerry Ferrara from Entourage). 

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4

Quit Foaling Around

Could you imagine being accosted by one of these weird-looking horses after dark? Talk about a night-mare.

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5

Neckless Bear Dance

It's amazing. The polar bear is one of the most fearsome predators in the world, but once you Photoshop out its neck, he looks like me at my 8th grade dance.

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6

Kill It With Fire!

Alright, this is the first one that legitimately gives me the creeps. There's something very unsettling about a pointy torso with wings. 

You can have all my bread, duck. Just please spare my family.

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7

Let It Goat

This one actually doesn't look half bad without a neck. Maybe that's why it looks so smug.

...Or maybe because it just ate a really delicious can.

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8

Well, This Is Hawkward

"Day 21 of my assimilation as one of the fish. They still don't suspect a thing..." 

9

I Think He'll Remember This

Losing the neck ruins a bit of the visual appeal but, hey, at least you get some extra trunk space.

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10

Giraffic Jam

It was a tough choice between this guy and one other giraffe image for our gallery. The two really were neck-and-neck.

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11

I Bearly Recognized Him

Incidents of forest fires went up in the years following Smokey the Bear's neck removal surgery. People just didn't take the guy very seriously after that. 

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12

Feeling Ostrich-ized?

If you think normal ostriches are bad-tempered, just wait until you meet this monstrosity. Thankfully, its pecking range has been severely diminished.

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13

Real Unicorns Have Curves

Don't let the media tell you that obese, neckless unicorns are any less beautiful than the ones you see in magazines and on Lisa Frank binders. You strut your stuff, girl.

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14

Every Day I'm Puffilin'

Geez, look at that little guy. Now I'm sad that neckless puffins don't really exist. Can we get a Kickstarter going to some geneticists who could make this happen? I'll throw in the first five bucks.

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15

Merely a Miniscule Meerkat

"Hey you guys? I, uh, don't know what I'm supposed to do with my hands."

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16

It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy

They suspected that this animal was using steroids to bulk up but he firmly insisted, "Hey, I'm not a cheater!"

(He also hated easy puns.)

17

Guess What Day It Is?!

Well, they've done it. Camels have finally evolved to make them impossible for humans to ride. Could make for a fun slide at a playground, though.

18

Rattle Snack

Of all the photos of animals without necks that we found, this is the one that left us the most rattled. 

19

HipBae

Well, now we know where the inspiration for Bulbasaur comes from: a neckless, baby hippo.

20

Blitzen Got Blitzed

They wouldn't let this guy join in any reindeer games, either, but just for his own safety. 

21

Is That Scrappy-Doo?

Maybe if pit bulls looked like this, they wouldn't be perceived as so angry all the time.

...Or, more likely, they'd be even madder.